Found a pic of Devo stealing third in week 2.

The Senators suffered their first loss this weekend against the Yankees. On a better note, Matt Castro is starting to look like a robot on the mound. Once again he dominated the game by striking out 13, allowing 2 hits and only 2 walks. The offense struggled but walks made it easy. At the plate Matt helped himself with one of only 2 hits for the Senators, Carmen Serrett having the other.

the second game wasn't so pretty with the score ending 14-7 Yankees. Josh Britt with the loss looked great on the mound but when the umps strike is is the size of a dime right down the gut there's not much a pitcher can do. The game was called in the 6th because of the time rule. Note: Due to an all you can eat breakfast buffet, Nick Davoli did not show up Sunday. Post game interview with Adam Ryczek:

Q: Adam, you were a no show for the first game....why?

Adam: For the first time in my life I found a girl that can tolerate the way I look, talks to me in public and doesn't deflate.

Q: Uhh ok, but you didn't answer my question, why did you miss the game?

Adam: When the short bus dropped her off I felt bad so I hungout with her for a little while until it came back to pick her up.

Q: I'm having trouble looking at you right now. How do you think she tolerates the way you look?

Adam: Well, she's blind in one eye. When we hangout she puts her eye patch over her good eye so she can't see me.

Q: That's a good idea. So is missing games on Sunday going to be a reoccuring thing?

Adam: She told me she's getting her adams apple removed on Sunday so i'll definitely be there.

Q: Well Adam i'm happy for you. If the short bus goes to FLCC the team would love to meet her

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The team knew Bryan was pitching and Keith was catching but we thought they were talking about baseball. That's a risky outfit Keith...is that Gucci?

Matt Castro threw a great first game improving his record to 2-0. Although there wasn't a no hitter this weekend he was still dominant striking out 13 and only walking 2. To help the team with run support he belted a linedrive homerun in the 4th. Also at the plate Carmen Serrett went 3/4 with a triple, Pat Greer 2/2 with a double, Matt Miller 2/2, Josh Britt added a double and Colby Miller added a hit.

Josh Britt went 2-0 on Sunday in a nail biter, against the Expos, going the distance in the second game. Josh had 9 Strikeouts with 5 walks geting rattled in the last inning due to poor defense. At the plate Colby Miller went 2/4 with a double, Carmen Serrett went 2/4, Pat Greer, Keith Cummings, Bryan Benedict and Adam Ryzcek all added hits. Note: Due to over eating during the break, Nick Davoli shattered the Old Hickory so he could have a tooth pick. Post game interview with Bryan Benedict:

Q: Bryan, You got your first hit today, congradulations, but was it really a hit?

Bryan: I'm suprised you're questioning my hit, most people question my sexuality. But yes, in my mind it was a hit.

Q: That's a pretty big mind you have. Has anyone referred to you as a human wrecking ball?

Bryan: I've heard that once before but people usually call me domer or egg.

Q: Egg? They just call you egg?

Bryan: Yea, as in Egg Benedict

Q: Was your favorite video game growing up Bonks Adventures?

Bryan: Uh no, are you playing head games with me?

Q: No Bryan, you would obviously win that battle.

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Opening day for the Senators look like they were trying to prove a point with a double header against the Black Sox. The wind had no effect on Greece native Matt Castro who hurled the first game. He threw a 14 strikeout no hitter with ease. He looked dominant througout the whole game only walking one batter. At the plate Colby (Mouth) Miller went 2/4 while Pat Greer, Matt Miller, Keith Cummings, Nick Davoli and Josh Britt all added a hit. A post game interview was canceled at El Parians with Matt when he was seen drinking his 32oz Desequis with a straw.

Josh Britt, from the woods somewhere, threw the second game and was also dominant. Josh was rattled in the 3rd but got out of the inning with a key strikout. In all he had 9 strikouts with only 2 walks and 1 earned run. At the plate Mouth went 3/4, Josh Britt also went 3/4 with a double and triple, Pat Greer and Nick Davoli both went 2/4 with a double and Jeff Jones went 2/2. A post game interview with Josh Britt: Note: Because the games got over at dinner time, Nick Davoli was unavailable for comment.

Q: So Josh, how's it feel to be 1-0?

Josh: "It feels great, ya know. I've never played with guys this talented before and i feel honored."

Q: You looked a little uncomfortable in the 3rd inning, what happened?

Josh: "Well, to be honest, it's hard pitching with a boner. I wear an XS cup so it was uncomfortable at first but i got used to it."

Q: Uhhh ok, next question. Your dad had the funniest comment of the day saying (about Greer stealing 3rd) "What the hell was that? looked like a woodchuck crossing the road". Are these comments going to continue?

Josh: "I hope so. It's nice hearing a funny joke once in a while. Colby Miller tries but his jokes are like his face...busted"

Q: Is there anything you would like to add?

Josh: "Yes there is.....(2 minute pause and a tear) I would like to come out of the closet...(reporter ran out of the room).

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